All I want for Christmas

Succumbing once more to the demands of a materalistic mind and selfish soul on the first day of December. :D

My Christmas Wishlist

Rated PG-13. Contains slightly disturbing, sexual-themed, and offensive content. (lol) But seriously, be open-minded with this one. Not your usual list.

[I have started scratching off stuff! Material stuff first, non-material stuff sometime later - maybe right before I leave. If you granted me a wish, and I don't know about it, feel free to cuss me out and point it out to me. XD If a wish has been granted, who says you can't grant it again and again? :D]

Material Stuff That Almost Nobody Can Get Me

1. A sports watch that won't die on me before next Christmas. Has anyone noticed that my only time is cellphone time? A beautiful Nike Triax Swift Kentucky (blue and black) from my Ate Hedz. $49.99. See me wearing it when I get back. * Another watch! Timex, this time, from my Tito. I have 2 years worth of watches now.
2. Braces. Dark blue ones. Yeah, seriously - I want straight teeth, dammit. Expect me to be metal -mouthed sometime in mid-January, courtesy of my mom and dentist. :#
3. A portable radio. You know, the pocketable kind with earphones.
4. A MacBook. I can dream, can't I?
5. A flash drive with the biggest memory capacity evah.
6. A supahcool phone that can take decent pics, store music, broadcast radio, and not suck like shit all at the same time.
7. A digicam. A really quick, super compatible digicam with ultra-high resolution. Like Belsha's. I forgot what it was called, but it was teh greatest ever...
8. A really nice shoulder bag. Kahit hindi designer label, as long as it's good-looking and durable. Para di na 'ko sobrang mainggit pag dumadaan ang mga taong may magagandang bag.
9. Starbucks 2007 Planner. Syempre. Ako pa. Got it na. Funny story, really. I was planning to get one for me, and one for my Ate. But apparently, one of her friends (*wink*) is getting it for her, too. And well my Ate would understand, anyway. So I guess it's mine. Miiiiine. Mwahah.
10. A grande Starbucks tumbler. For the ultimate coffee experience (and P5 discount)! Happiness is coffee.
11. A good, comfy, and durable pair of shoes for anytime anywhere. And I'm no Chucks fan, but if they'll do the job, I want black. Or a good shade of blue.
12. A whole collection of Arnold Arre's works. Anything and everything by him.
13. Moneh. Lots and lots of moneh. $.$ I have about $150 worth. Cool.
14. Any book by Neil Gaiman. Any. I don't own any of his books, demmit.
15. Lots and lots of brown, grey and black shirts (I can hear the French people of the fashion industry going "c'est horrible!") . Para 'di na lagi yung Giordano brown shirt suot ko. Bought a few off Nike (I LOVE this company!) and got a dark green GAP shirt from my Ate. :D
16. Cargo pants. Same reason as the shirts (Tapos the n00b fashion people. "ZOMG monochromatiiiiic")
17. Maroon 5's Songs About Jane and Urbandub's Embrace. Good albums I've never really gotten around to getting.
18. The soundtrack for Avenue Q. Because the Internet is for porn.
19. Toffee Nut Lattes - in Frappucino, hot, or iced form, preferably grande or Venti-sized. :D
20. A pair of black bikini briefs. Laugh, and you die. I think they're sexeh.
21. A nice silver bracelet or necklace. Kahit di silver talaga... Basta a glint of silver along my neck and arm...
22. A decent book. Any book that you find interesting, I might too. Just get me a copy and refresh my tired mind. Eragon by Paolini from my kuya and his wife. Good, pero nakakabitin. I need the next one now. Rawr. And I'm watching the movie.
23. Artwork starring me. A commissioned pic of me, basically. :D (Yanaaaa...)
24. Pics of me with friends. All of my friends. I'd especially want a triad pic of me, Anna, and Carlo... At Starbucks! Not all, and no triad pic, but I still have pics of Anna and Carlo, courtesy of Anna. :D More pictures! More!
25. A huggable anything. Preferably a tiger. I love stuffed tigers. Usagi-chan got me a really cuuuuute stuffed tiger! :3 *glomp* Andami ngang natuwa eh, because it's soooooo cuuuute!! ^^
    

Non-material Stuff That Are Even More Impossible To Get Than The Material Stuff

1. Guitar skills. Kasi I friggin' suuuuck. Baaad.
   
2. Decent skills at any major sport. Again, because I suuuuuck baaaaaaad.
   
3. Good grades. Meaning a GWA of 1.375 or higher. Pero this one is totally impossible. (Seryoso. Bumababa na grades ko...T_T)
4. Better writing skills. CPMA-standard.
   
5. Time with people at Starbucks. I want to have Starbucks dates before I leave for the US on the 15th - because Starbucks is the place where I am happiest, sitting in a corner with a Hot Grande Toffee Nut Latte. Anna, Carlo... dudes, thanks talaga... Hahahah... Aalalahanin ko kayo pareho everytime mag-Starbucks ako from now on. ;D
6. A piercing. Yup. A little glint on my right earlobe. Just as weird a request as the braces, eh?
7. A nice body. To go with the briefs. Wahah. Grabe, I give new meaning to "asa ka pa."
   
8. Snow! I'm... dreaming of a white... Christmas...
9. A decent time at the Christmas party. If you know me, you should know how my last time went. If you don't, it's like this - the first blogpost I ever made was about last year's party. It was entitled "Why do I suffer so?" Had an awesome time at the party. Well, better than last year's, anyway. I had friends to celebrate with. Although, it didn't go too well for other people, and I feel a bit guilty for that. :'
10. Malling with friends. Just once before I go abroad. Went with someone na. Not saying who, on the off chance I might hurt someone, but there. Thanks, dude.
11. A distinct personality. Let me explain... Few people go through high school without a distinct personality. I want a good, distinct self, that when people see a certain quality in someone they'd say... "Hey! Parang si Gian ah!" Yeah. That'd rock.
    
12. A better singing voice. Para once in a while I can hit those high notes.
13. A fling. o.O Ewan ba why. Just a quick Christmas fling.
14. A French Kiss. Yeahp, you read right. Haven't had one in a loooong time. (Yes, I've had one! What?!) Yeah, like I'm saying who. XP
15. To learn how to ride a bike. Seriously, this is stupid. I'm almost 15 and di pa 'ko marunong ng bike.
16. The chance to be bitchy at certain people at school. Because they haven't been talking to me lately. And have been acting like total snobs. (Here emerges my side that says "Bitch!") During the outreach and Paskorus. I was bossy, bitchy, and happy, ordering people around and snapping at them. Mwahahahah.
    
17. My name in the media. Or in someone else's blog entry. Ansaya kaya when you read your name off somewhere. Maliban lang kung wanted list. Eheheh. Ei, Migo. Mabilis din ah. :D Thanks. * Edz! Di mo sinasabi. Thanks.
    
18. To hear the saxophone being played live. Jazz is teh music. Sorry to all the rockers out there, but rock these days is getting really old.
    
19. Real, warmhearted hugs. I only think people care when they hug me. Kaya hug me once on a while. Kung nahihiya ka man na it'll be interpreted as something else, di kita kaibigan... Hugs are what keep me sane; what keep me alive... RC, Ate Paula, Anna, Carlo. :D Thanks bunches. ^^
    
20. Blogger comments. To know that you're actually reading. *nudge* Anna, Kuya Kido, Kate-chan, RC... Yay, four! :3
21. Blogfame! I want my blog to hit the first page of Google with a PageRank of at least 4! I'll hack the world's systems to link directly to me if I have to...
22. Reconciliation with myself, people and God. Self-explanatory, don't you think so?
23. A role in a play performance. Miss ko na yung Opal class play. And yung mga Batok plays namin noon sa SK.
24. The end of poverty in the world. Strange wish, ain't it? Click the white band on the upper right corner of my blog.
25. Happiness. Fringe benefit of everything up there.

Well, that's all of it. Be a kind soul and cross out anything for me. Make my Christmas a not-so-crappy holiday. Yeah, I know that Christmas is about the birth of Christ. I'll never forget that. But I wish I could have a Christmas that doesn't hold ill will and bad memories for me. For once.
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I learned last year that Santa Claus does NOT exist. My world crashed around my ears. :D