Nursery Rhyme fuck-up

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece as white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

He followed her to school one day
And saw the children laugh and play.
He saw little Mary play with Georgie Porgie
Which was against the rules.

Coz Georgie Porgie did more than kiss
To make crying girls and daughters
So like Jack and Jill, they went up the hill
Only they weren't fetching water

Mary wasn't careful
Georgie had her have
A rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop
Sans mockingbird-buying Dad


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